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Scott Disick and Bella Thorne? Makes total sense. Or, in the words of Spock,

Man, Taylor really has a type, and that type is “bland looking white guy.”

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

It’s OK, you guys. The WaPo comment section assures me that this is FAKE NEWS.

One of the episodes of The Leftovers this season opened with the theme from Perfect Strangers and then actually had Mark-Linn Baker in the episode. I squealed and had the best nostalgic flashback. I would love another season of cousin Balki.

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Screw “Must-See TV.” Bring back “TGIF” from 1990.

Sarah Huckabee is Mike Huckabee’s daughter...ie, the Mike Huckabee family where one of his sons apparently tortured a stray dog to death for yuks. So yeah, I’m sure she feels comfortable around broken, fucked-up, human garbage.

Possible Spicy replacement Kimberly Guilfoyle, speaking with Breitbart, on her former boss, Roger Ailes:

“is”????

Well, it is Sweeps month. Trump needs big drama in the White House if he’s going to get those ratings up where he wants them.

Wait, KellyAnne Conway is good at her job?

I hope not, because it took ages to make this and I want more milage…

Good.

Conway isn’t good at spinning - anyone with a functioning neocortex can tell she’s full of shit. She’s effortless in her lying, though, I’ll give her that. She doesn’t waver at all despite the fact that she knows that what she’s saying is complete nonsense.

Spicer will be out by Memorial Day. And he should spend the summer writing a tell-all book. (If he ever was a true beliver in Trump, his brief tenure having to tell humiliating lies and be caught in those lies should have adequately disabused him of that)

As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....

Trump’s so insecure I wouldn’t be surprised if he completely refills his staff every six months or so.

Donald Trump has friends?

If he only hires people he sees on TV, it’s only a matter of time until he hires people off of Pawn Stars.

I’m more upset about the idea of no more Melissa McCarthy skits.