What I’d like to know is who the fuck invited her there in the first place, and why? Was it a troll invite, just to get her there so she could be booed back to the Stone Age? If so, I’m really impressed.

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

Those kids gave me so much hope for the future in this shitfest present.

Good.

*Trump Prezadenshul Libary

You’re giving him too much credit

Way too sophisticated and left-wing for Sunkist Hitler. Don’t forget that Ted Geisel drew this amazing cartoon during the 1940's:

lol

The Handmaid’s Tale already showed us what Pence’s presidency will look like thought :-/

Trump Presidential Library

Can we take just a moment to weep for the national tragedy that is Jon Stewart retiring a year too early?

Comey needs to sing. Comey needs to go full em’effin Pavarotti.

I think we all know that the “Trump Presidential Library” is just going to be a giant, flat-screen computer monitor scrolling tweets.

No library for Trump. Just a claustrophobic, gilded-to-the-gills media room with wall-to-wall screens playing the greatest hits of Fox News & Friends on a loop.

Wonder how the Trump Presidential Library will cover this affair.

Jared Kushner will be frustrated. He had “fixing the opioid epidemic” on his to-do list for Wednesday afternoon (between “defeat ISIS” at 11:30 AM and “renegotiate NAFTA” by 1:15 PM.) now he’ll have to find something else to do for that hour and a half.

i bet that cake tastes fuckin gross and i am mad about it

Celine. Please....just don’t. It took me 10 years to get that song out of my head the first time.

So when are we going to ban white guys? Or husbands??

There hasn’t been an engagement this boring since White met bread.