Goldie didn’t have star all these years? She’s had an Oscar for almost 50 years! But you’ve gotta love Goldie and Kurt getting them together.
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Does anyone else irrationally hate the word “hubby” to a disconcerting degree?
I saw those photos and was genuinely like...you get hand picked by designers to go to one of the fucking fanciest parties in the country and you go and snap selfies and smoke in the bathroom like you are at a fucking rave. What is that?
They just want carte blanche to do whatever the fuck they want to/in/with foreign countries, without having to answer for it.
“When I go to bed, I make a fire.”
Can we take a moment to remember how beautiful that man was before he started looking like someone’s Dad who is trying too hard with the Snapchat?
Ha my friends and I used to try and dance like Janet but unfortunately I usually could only achieve a Mariah. #rhythmlessnation
“It’s not actually about politics, but it is in the marketing sense.”
Depp and Cage as corrupt cops vacationing in Dubai, directed by Joe Carnahan. Hollywood, make Leaving Fear and Loathing in Dubai happen, please.
I bet Danny Trejo would be in it, who doesn’t love Danny? Oh and you know it’ll be a road trip movie.
Or whenever one of them buys a dinosaur egg, goes bankrupt, and then needs money. Whichever comes first.
Depp is just phoning it in. At least Cage commits to his skeevy weirdness.
There actually is something in that article that surprised me. I’m genuinely startled that Johnny Depp, who billed himself as a Capital-A Actor long after he started mostly doing big, dumb, family movies, doesn’t bother to memorize his lines anymore. Wasn’t that one of the signs that Marlon Brando had given up on…
Yup, still a murderer.
Serious question because I am classless old-timey hobo who has never attended any variety of gala with my bindle: What....happens inside?? Is there a musical performance? Dinner? Do they listen to a keynote address? Are there mini Philly cheesesteaks as a passed app? They could seriously do the red carpet and just…
DON’T DO IT KELLY. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO BRIAN DUNKLEMAN?! NO? NEITHER DOES THE REST OF AMERICA, THAT’S MY POINT.