Alternative facts: It’s been 13.

Comey. Because he’s already fucked HRC, and now he’s going for the other side.

My favorite part of this story is the NYT’s highlighting of Sean Spicer as having dressed up as an Easter Bunny. It was as irrelevant as it was relevant, and it feels like the NYT is finding subtle ways to troll him.

It’s okay!

Helpful reminder!!!

The only thing that has helped me get through the first 100 days. Also, I’ve started drinking wine at dinner.

Dylan Church. Adam Lanza. Robert Dear. Eric Harris. Dylan Klebold. James Holmes.

I hate all local LA news, so I seldom watch. And national news has become unbearable, too, since November. Had ABC on, now CBS. Waiting for press conference and then will turn off.

Always a good assumption to make these days.

No, I meant usually live news stories like this are almost always a car chase. So it’s weird to watch live news that isn’t. At least in LA.

That’s what it is starting to sound like. (Local, watching news)

No. California went blue, and San Bernandino is mostly Latino. And there’s not oil or stock benefit for him.

I work in education. These incidents are incredibly hard. Schools are supposed to be safe spaces, and this shit happens too often in general, but especially in schools.

LA local here. Watching local news live. (Weird that no car chase involved.)Latest reports say domestic violence incident.

ABC, you’re wrong.

Nope. No. Nyet. Nein. Non. Nope.

If #PresidentBannon bothered Trump so much, maybe we should start reminding him that Jared is fucking Ivanka and see how much that pisses him off. Maybe we can get Jared out, too.

Someone needs to show Helen the Pastor Martin Niemoller quote. “First they came for...”

This country needs all the neurosurgeons it can get right now. Between the people who voted for Trump, who need their head examined, and the brainless (and spineless) in DC, we need neurosurgeons.