We need a fund raising album/playlist that raises money for anyone that bites against and/or human rights groups. Songs include:

The Price is Wrong

His look always made me think he has a stick up his ass. That photo proves it actually a tree trunk.

Charlie Sheen drove him to rehab in 2001. Yes, that Charlie Sheen.

Sean Spicer,

Ross, Carol, Susan, and Ben will have a completely different story line in the Friends reboot.

I can’t take the day off but am wearing red, won’t shop, and cursing the patriarchy (which is a standard daily habit these days). ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

Bella Thorne is the American Rita Ora.

I know. I work in education. Doesn’t make the statement less true. ;)

She had to read a Dr Seuss book because it’s the only type of book Donald allows in their homes. The words are at his just right level, and the sequence and nonsense words sound like his speeches. Also, he thinks Dr. Seuss is well qualified to run a Cabinet department because, you know, Dr.

I appreciate the timing of the release of this news. A nice, needed distraction from other people learning to read a TelePrompTer before their next hit of blow.

That house is a metaphor for 1600 Pennsylvania Ave right now. Moving blindly, falling down, and causing injury.

He’s going to finally join the mile high club.

I feel like Angie would smother him. But that he’s into it, and it’s all we would hear about from him for months.

American Horror Story: The Trump half-year

“And then I told him, we’ll take Bieber back if he promises not to give us Palin. He agreed, and ICE is rounding the Biebs up as we speak.”

Holding onto hope.

Gov. Rick Snyder. Dick Posthumus. Michigan is filled with dicks. I hope the Lieutenant Governor is named Ricky, or Richard or something. Going to look. Brb

Fitting for the times.