“They’re actually hitting harder than the Jets’ defense” stone cold assassination there man. I mean, it’s true but damn man.

Berry didn’t see Andy Reid frantically waving at him to take a knee so the offense could go out and punt

#AllLimbsMatter

If Green doesn’t like people talking about his kicks, he should stop bringing them up.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

It was a questionable call. Cut Coach Harbaugh some slacks.

The Browns did share five follow-up emails that they received from people who attended the event, in which they thanked the organizers and expressed interest in staying in touch regarding possible job opportunities.

Paying $100 to not get a job with the Browns seems totally worth it.

This is smart. Why wait until the next draft to sign a QB?

I would say more like “Fuck Everyone who voted” but who am I kidding.. It was like choosing which poison to take. The ballot read, and I quote: “You want the red restriction of freedoms or the blue restriction of freedoms? Either way, you will be fucked in the ass. XOXO Republicans & Democrats”

And a big Fuck you back dude.

Wait... Was that the same series where the Cavs won after trailing 3-1?

I feel the need to make the same comment on all of these stories. Because I think the greater context of this is being lost a little bit in the ridiculousness of these scandals. But I’m going to say it again anyway, because it’s really important. The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals last year.

Sorry, mine ended with the sax solo from careless whisper playing, the lights turning down low, and a fog machine starting up...

Get Janet Reno on the phone.

At the Warriors’ Halloween party, Steph Curry simply ate 73 cookies and wept.

The real question is can you really be a Skins fan when you called Cousins “Kurt”?

You’re half right.

You just made me search “smiling dogs in hats” and it will probably be the most productive thing I do today.