“He’s got a lot to learn about kinesiology before he’s ready for the NBA.”

More importantly, why do they not have sex robots???

This was also fairly embarrassing for Carly too.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Rivers: What the hell is that security guard doing?

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

When it comes to the treatment of the cheerleaders it’s nice to see someone giving a fuck

He’s married to mediocrity.

Translated: “Fuck anyone who refused to vote for the person I voted for.”

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

A Savage ending for two careers this afternoon.

Agreed. It’s incredible how quickly a school can turn around when they have an AD who’s not impulsively harassing every woman in sight.

*Baylor & FSU slowly back out of room *

Pretty good job. I’m sure someone at Minnesota was like hell no we’re not going to be like Baylor in this.

Let’s give some credit to the Minnesota athletic department here. They suspended the alleged perpetrators immediately, publicly released the report of the allegations, and met with the rest of the team within 24 hours. Compare as opposed to the usual bullshit say nothing and hope the problem goes away because there…

You guys are too hard on poor Jim. Cut the man some slacks.