Nooooope. Gonna hafta have this one explained to me. Read the Cruz takes... making no connection on cold Chunky soup and tripping.

Dellavedova? I think you mean “Draymond”. The boy is a work in progress... arm swing is down... makes the entire motion look “natural”... just needs some height on his flying crane kick.

Could he catch a college playoff spot now that he has a glove?

I *was* eating lunch here.

These these suck and blow at the same time. I got one for Christmas last year and still use it at work solely to keep the condensation off my desk. As for keeping my pop cold, barely. I would highly unrecommend this item.

These these suck and blow at the same time. I got one for Christmas last year and still use it at work solely to…

+1 Flacco

Right, you’ll leave just like all the celebs who threatened to leave. Ahhh, Trump won! As a deplorable, I am so freakin happy.

I know the Deadspin writers never proofread their work but... what were the Louisville players doing with the Deacons in the visiting locker room? And is “plays” code for something else? /wink, wink

Two points:

The boy is obviously innocent. If he was guilty, his father would have posted his 40 time and passing stats.

Buckeyes fan here, I’m not sure who will wipe the field in the playoffs with OSU but I do know it won’t be Michigan.

Important question before I apply: is the scout homeless or does he scout the homeless? I may be qualified.

Can’t play the Twitter feeds at work... could someone transcribe, pretty please?

Just the fact that this new administration rubs you the wrong way, Ashley, is going to make the next eight years awesome. You get to deal with Trump like I had to deal with Obama. Enjoy.

Just loving how uncomfortable all the writers are with Trump. Gonna be a great four years.

To the drafted player, yes; it’s not punishment to the organization. It’s like postively rewarding a negative behavior.

Huh, diversity and yet this website comes across, to me at least, as extremely un-diverse. Entire staff was for Hillary. Every article slammed Trump and those of us that supported him. Every article ignored Hillary’s shortcomings. Hmph. Maybe Deadspin should read this article and, I dunno, diversify?

Summary response: LOL

Come on, Drew... where’s all the hot takes. Ha... haha....hahahahaha.

You’re welcome