After all the months of reading the Trump bashing on this site, I’m so happy. Please, carry on and don’t forget to attack my character... like that will change me or the election. Crooked Hillary didn’t pull it off. So, so, so happy.

Way to alienate your readers, Drew. The only responses you’ll get will be from pro-Hillary supporters. So I’m now a deplorable and a nazi frog. Thanks.

You’re half right.

I was there Monday night and they stands are in no way steep. I was four rows from the top and felt very secure. Good footing and decent stairs... for a sober-ish person. I was a few sections away from the guy that dropped and word of mouth in the stands is that he was wasted and reaching over the railing.

I think it’s more like when Tony Soprano beat the crap out of that young, meathead that was working for him. You pick the strongest guy and whup ‘im then you gain cred.

I was hoping for equal Clinton and Trump bashing. It starts out funny but with this site dry humping Clinton’s leg, the humor dried up really quick. I’m undecided but it’s beyond obvious who you guys are voting for... still... can’t use rip on both candidates for the hell of it?

Nope, being a true, life long fan, I’m good with the decisions my coaches make. Philly would be a different story.

I like how he will include the word “shit” but protects our virgin eyes from “fucking”.

Scorching hot take, thanks.

I need more information... what is an “unscurpulous vegetarian” and how did they use/abuse the self checkout?

The “coach” is a puppet on the hand of the crazy owner.

“The league is mediocre dumbass”? I thought some of the league was good and some was dumbass; no, I don’t think the entire league is dumbass, dumbass. See... commas are important.

I just Googled (then oogled) his wife... what was your point again?

This is an excellent counterpoint. As a Broncos fan, I relish every player we steal from the Browns except for their QBs.

I’m not sure if I’m scared, excited, indifferent... or a little of all three.

Due to lack of punctuation, I added my own in my head...

Climate change, whatevs. After seeing the state of Rio, I’m so not concerned about our approach to climate change. Let shit-water-Rio get their act together then I’ll worry about our position.

That’s a lot of words just trying to cover up a 16-0 shut out at home to a mediocre team. Just own it already and move on. The butt hurt is real. I’ll see if I can find some bandages for your hurt feelings.

Took me a second... and then I regretted investing the time. Good one but bad one at the same time.

I hear ya. There isn’t a writer on the Deadspin staff with the balls (or desire) to make fun of Hillary. The site is hilarious but hard to read in the months before every presidential election. It’s always been one sided against the GOP but I like the articles enough that I ignore crap like Tom making fun of Trump.