Listen, I know he’s your son and everything, but I’m gonna put him down like a friendly dog at Michael Vick’s house.

6'2, 195lbs. I’d cut block the shit out of him

That’s it. Shut it down. No other gif describes this year/this election cycle more accurately than this.

Agreed. There are basically three types of Democratic voters:

The quality of play league wide just feels like garbage so far. None of the prime time games have been any fun to watch. Either blowouts or field goal fests. About the most exciting thing is seeing whether or not a guy whose only job is kicking the football can actually kick the football.

The moment during which you are being stabbed in the face seven times is definitely a moment worthy of killing the stabber.

I also hurt myself getting out of the shower, but I didn’t miss any work because of it.

Starred it, then un-starred, then re-starred it, THEN UN-STARRED IT AGAIN, so I could Re-re-star it. And it’s still not enough starring.

LOL, yea right “Chechnya”, that’s not even a real place.

Their defense is basically exactly the same as last year. They lost one player in their base package and have the same coordinator. Your stat about their opponents is more misleading. They beat a 0-0 defending NFC champion, a 1-0 defending AFC North champion, a 1-1 would have been AFC South champion (Had the Broncos…

How many of those 20 Cleveland QB’s have gone to another team and blew it up?

Gase hasn’t done anything to show he is the QB whisperer people pretend he is. He “coached” all time great QB Peyton Manning and Manning...put up roughly the same numbers he always did. He then coached Jay Cutler and Cutler...proceeded to have the exact same Jay Cutler season he always does.

Christ, here we go, yet another comment on here that was seemingly free of politics, then you had to go and bring up Santa Claus.

I could write a detailed analysis of how shitty Miami’s play calling was and their O-Line Play was and Tannehill’s performance was.

Dude can’t handle any pressure. At all. Then when Miami is down two touchdowns in 4th quarter and the opposing D lets up, he’ll light it up. Yeah, he is ass. He’s a poor man’s Jay Cutler.

How many of these QBs seen as busts are bad because of bad coaching? It’s not a Tebow situation where he physically can’t throw a football.

Do you know what a meme is?

Hilary could decapitate a toddler live in Time Square & CNN would collectively queef with joy.

Just so we’re clear - that picture of John Elway is him directing a blocker during a play. Not celebrating.

The leap you took by taking “I don’t remember the specific questions I was asked after the game” and turning it into “Cam doesn’t remember the end of the football game” is some crazy-ex-girlfriend-twisting-words-and-turning-nothing-into-a-full-blown-fight-type shit.. I understand the need to write headlines that grab…