A huge man abusing a little guy at Penn State, where have i heard this story before?

I am crying at work. And it is also not for any of the usual reasons.

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

Damn it. At least, you’re at McDonalds probably biting on a Sausage Mcgriddle. I’m at Barnes & Noble having to pay for the magazine that I'm reading soaked up with my tears.

Great. Now I want to go to McDonalds.

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

I would add that the door is one that “they” paid for and to and from which they control access

Oh my god, I’m so sick of saying this, THAT’S NOT HOW THE FUCKING FIRST AMENDMENT WORKS.

So, you’re saying I should hold out hope for an Aaron Hernandez statue in Foxborough?

Fuck you I love cargo shorts and fuck anyone else who criticizes them. I got a big-ass wallet, a cell phone and keys to carry and I'm not going to put stuff in my back pocket because sitting on that stuff sucks. Plus, I got out and about with the wife who carries NOTHING and has shorts on with NO POCKETS and says…

I work at an office with this freakishly tall dude. I’m average height, so I thought it would be funny if I acted like we were in the same height category. This guy has never laughed at my joke, and I realized that it really bothered him. I’ve been doing this for two years just to see how long it takes for him to…

I’m married and employed, so beyond my boss and my wife, I don’t have to care what anyone else thinks of me. My wife doesn’t mind me wearing cargo shorts, so if you need me, I’ll be outside enjoying summer instead of sweating my ass off wearing pants that are probably a separate fashion faux pas.

You talk about air travel. You talk about cargo shorts. But you fail to make the obvious connection:

Cargo Shorts or GTFO. I'm too old to worry about impressing anyone.

Jesus I have never been so happy to see an article in my entire life. As an Eagles fan this is all I have to look forward too for the NFL season

I just glanced at the headline and the picture and I was like, what is Purdue doing playing in a Czech summer league?

It doesn’t make sense that they wouldn’t have a 2nd person look at that play before moving on. I can’t believe they didn’t double Czech.

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That’s the slick parenting move. Instead of forbidding a kid from alcohol, you let them try it, pretending you’re being all permissive and French, while secretly knowing they won’t like it anyway.