You’re kind of a shithead.

Depends how you look at it — some say the Warriors are experts on choking.

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

Made in the USA.

So why not put All Lives Matter on the shirt?

More like Caramello amirite?

I remember the year he wore #EE for the srekaL. Dude was an absolute retsnom.

Fuck it. Like cycling, doping and PED use in track & field is so prevalent, I say open the doors to all of it. I want goddamn supermutants running the 100m in 6.82 seconds. I want long jumps measured in zip codes. I want 300-pound marathoners running the race in under an hour.

In any other sport, there are consequences for shoving and berating officials *while* they are trying to talk to each other. Soccer is truly special.

Honestly, I know I’m on the wrong side of this argument, but if the guy wants to play, let him play. Certain situations that obviously entail monetary gain/loss resulting in a player possibly being pressured into returning by management need to be stopped whenever possible, But, when a guy wants to get back out and…

I don’t see what the problem is. If you check my GPS, I average around a 72 mph pace from my house to work, 5 days a week.

Before everyone starts flying off the rails and twisting this to fit your personalized agenda - let’s just stay focused on the most important aspect of this article: Does Agholor still have an appetite for his favorite foods?

I am getting a hunting permit this year just to kill Canadian Geese. I will be avenged for the years of jogging through your shit and getting squawked at! Morals be damned, fuck ‘em. Utterly Garbage bird.

Last week on Deadspin:

I hope the Cardinals lose 100 Games.

Losing to the Reds should count as two losses, and beating them should count as nothing.

I just really want to give you a hug. I’m sorry that this happened to you, and I know it doesn’t cure anything, but still—all the hugs, all my love.

20 Minutes. My rapist took only about 15. That was >40 years ago, and I’ve never forgotten. These rapists think they are blameless. It only took 20 minutes, why is the rest of my life in ruins. BECAUSE THE REST OF MINE IS RUINED. POS

“Dude” and “Bro” are the only two names you need to remember. If you’re feeling ambitious, through “Guy” in there as well.