You can't correct calls you've already made? Then I've been reffing incorrectly, as a FIFA ref, for the last 19 years. Granted, he shouldn't have used the video replay, but I applaud him for correcting the call before play restarted.

Coach: Keep your eye on the pu......ck. Well, that works too.

"Wouldn't recommend 0 people".... soooo, you would recommend it to everyone?

I'm over 20... by a lot and maybe that's why I have no idea where this article is going.

Aww, this hand is empty... as in no championship trophy. I'm sure you'll win one with the Brow-I can't finish this sentence with a straight face.

Smell my finger

One in the pink, two in the stink!

As a referee, we can't take anyone's "guarantee" or "promise". If we don't see it, it doesn't exist. This is clearly unclear and therefore no a goal.

Do you like fish sticks? Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?

Josh: "Worst decision ever."

Now that you've won the Super Bowl, where are you going?

How much for the two of you ladies? A bucc-an-ear... huh? Huh? (that's comedy gold right there)

Still infinitely better than an Eli Manning interception face any Eli Manning face.

So the secret to making millions... lies in... neglecting my dental health? Done!

Hey! Ref! That's my soup!

LeBron was actually trying to save his coach from getting a foul here... then again, get the coach ejected and maybe things will improve.

I honestly misread the "24x36 prints" as "24x36 pants" and thought, "no way, he's at least a 42" waist."

Clever tactic to repel would be tacklers. Well played, well played.

"High five, if your name's not Kobe Bryant!"

Mining for coal... hold still...