“Sure, I appreciate it, Dad. Giving me a football with my own autograph on it just seems a little odd.”

Great article. May I humbly suggest this updated title and lead pic:

"Can I palm a basketball?? Hahahaha" he laughed, whipping his hand around. It contained not one, but TWO basketballs!

"No comprendo, amigo! You like my scarf? Soccer enthusiasts wear them!"

Nope, the whole puck has to get over the line. There has to be white showing for there to be a goal.

Really? You don't see the top part of the puck touching the line? You're telling me you see white space between the puck and the line? Conclusively?

Not in that picture, it isn't. Now, it's clearly going to move over the line, as it's still going at that point, but it gets blocked before you can see it. It's close enough that if they had called it a goal it would've stayed a goal, but there's no conclusive video evidence to overturn a no goal call.

Well that's certainly one way to get Tressell back in a bowl.

I imagine it would be hard to walk most walks with this kind of stuff in your anus.

*swipes right*

That's so sweet

The only fair punishment would be to demote both of them, one to the Sixers and the other to the Knicks.

If only there were some place on the Internet you could easily type questions into to find articles that explain things. Maybe someday.

Man, everybody knows the Colts got robbed!! Had the balls been properly inflated, the score would've been WAY different. Like 38-7 or 35-7 or something.

There's no word on how the mosquitos are taking it.

I'd be sympathetic if she had pointed at another patron's table and asked for bread rolls. The woman in this story claimed she'd eaten them before, though, and her friends said the only reason they'd come was for the "free bread." Since they got a comped appetizer that time around too, I'm actually inclined to…

Because she was an ass about it. She was rude to the server as were her friends. If she'd been polite then fair enough it would be mean to laugh, but she wasn't.

Unless it was necessary

I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…

I guess the Turkish president isn't very Recept-ive to criticism.