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I’m in the military and I think one of our Soldiers may be transgender. I write “think” because I really don’t give a shit because they do their job. I have found most of my fellow Soldiers feel the same way.

That is so amazing! You should be proud! Try the pic again, I think we’d all love to see it. Let me know how your intersectionality conference goes, I’d love to put together something like that.

HOLY FUCKBALLS! YOU ARE SO AMAZING!!!!

His tweeting reminds me of that one friend everyone has on FB that is “drama free” but always finds a way to get mixed up in the dumbest BS imaginable. My favorite status update is when they write, “Ugh, GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. F*CK MY LIFE!!!!” Of course, they won’t actually tell you what happened

maybe infinite scrolling isn’t such a bad thing after, because here’s the first comment under this article from my perspective.

that’s the realest thing I’ve heard all day

I just read this lengthy ass blog post about a lawsuit stemming from a private Facebook mom group.

Because the emoluments clause only applies if Trump is given a “present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State” and the RNC is none of those?

FWIW, it’s not easy for a customer to spot that you’ve raised prices, especially if you’re a fancy restaurant.

This guy wants me to believe that, as a white person, he’s somehow going to protect me from.....something? He’s crying like a little wienee about getting arrested! I’m an emotional-basketcase libtard pinko pansy and even I managed to keep a stiff upper lip when I got popped. Criminey.

‘landfill on fire underground and about to encroach on a nuclear waste dump and people know about this but no one seems to care’ is basically the perfect metaphor for 2017

Not to mention that Bill Gates is a majority shareholder in Republic Services waste management. This company owns a landfill near St. Louis which is currently on fire underground. It is slowly encroaching on a nuclear waste dump. Although Gates has been notified about this, he doesn’t seem to care.

How many times did he, and his Repug cohorts, dis Obama for going to Hawaii once a year? This motherfucker’s been golfing every week.

Nancy Pelosi has been a great leader of the House. This is so insanely stupid.

They see marriage as a relationship between a man and his property. They hate homosexuals because homosexual relationships are a partnership between equals.

It’s so weird. I knew before reading that it was going to be a Fyre Festival but I wasn’t prepared to learn that he talks like a whiny little bitch in front of other world leaders.

I want to breathe fire anytime someone says “They don’t have Obamacare, they get insurance through their job”

Unfortunately that is not true. I had thought so as well. The technical reason is the skinny repeal was an amendment to the house bill. Thus, they never actually voted on the “real” bill. That means, they can still use the reconcilliation process. I was very sorry to discuss this last night

I wonder if EPA quack Michael Dourson ever wears cotton-poly or linen-silk blends - you know, as explicitly prohibited in Leviticus?