I feel sorry for these people and reporters that have to immerse themselves in the bile that comes out of Trump’s mouth/tweet fingers, etc. I can’t stand listening to Trump speak for an unbroken minute and here we have journalists and experts that have to sift through his speeches to find patterns or to fact check…

Hi, Jezebelles (and beaux)!

We already knew he did this- it’s in Ivanka’s memoir, he kept them at his bedside. He denied having them, then admitted to having them, but said they were given to him by a Jewish person.

I’m sorry you’ve been through all of that.

I hear you Natalie, loud and clear.

30 million people did not have health insurance before Trump took office.

They can “have the cake and eat it too?” I love it when people take quotes out of context and claim the new meaning is the same as the original one. Pelosi was talking about the result of months of open hearings and meetings and various changes and that the US public would not know the final result until it was…

The funny thing is if Obamacare hadn’t been nicknamed the way it had, you’d probably have more Republican voter support for it.

It’s never been about healthcare policy or economics or the role of government or any of the other bullshit arguments.

He has a tweet for everything.

“Liddle’ Bob Corker”

In total fairness, if men could solve their problems by competitive duck-measuring, I think this world would be a lot better place. Let’s not throw this idea away merely because it happens to be a typo.

Personally, I’d prefer to fight 100 duck-sized horses over one horse-sized duck. But that’s just me.

I am not surprised he got less than a year for child rape. But I’m shocked they let him off so easy for stealing gas.

Probably time to give birth after 2 years.

Any time someone has a picture of a gun on Instagram, I flag them for promoting violence. If women can’t show their own nipples, men shouldn’t be able to show their dicks.

Saw this on twitter and it made me laugh.

It seems weird that their argument is that the President can’t make immigration decisions without Congress when it concerns DACA, but he has the Constitutional right to do whatever he wants with immigration policy concerning the Muslim ban

Because cops here believe they exist to protect each other instead of serving the public. It’s them against us so regardless of our innocence, we’re all suspects until we prove otherwise.