Oh Fuck You Andrew from San Diego! Say what you really mean: “I’m an ableist asshole that wants to go back to when those people were segregated from the normal ones.” I sincerely hope this man has no children and no special needs people have to be around him

Today looks like it will be much better

“While the Trump supporters were primarily cheerful, the afternoon was not without strained encounters. Here, a protester heckles a crowd lined up to enter the parade grounds, asking over and over again if they’re ready to pay for Trump’s “wall.”

I like to think that she and Michelle dipped into a ladies room to take a few hits off of a Pax.

I’m never quick enough to think of anything witty on the fly. I’m stealing this for the future!

Ask them if they all have jobs, why did America need to be made great again for?

So just to be clear:

Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos. 

As the great Sarah Hagi once said, “Lord, grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man.”

WE’RE! ALL! GONNA! DIE!

Sales of the thin-skinned mints are going to skyrocket

Mmmm, Jack. His fabulous eagle profile and Eyebrows of Justice make him my forever bae.

Meanwhile this is how Scotland is advertising it

Remember in Rocky IV when the Soviet Union was the unquestionable foe of the United States and this he said/she said nonsense on the part of Russia wouldn’t be questioned or even tolerated?

Well sure they raped her, but she caused them “sustained shame, mortification and hurt feelings” and I think we can all agree that there’s no more heinous crime than making a man feel even remotely uncomfortable for even a second!

“Do I understand what anybody in their right mind could have seen in Trump? But maybe that’s why we lost.”

If there were peeing Russian prostitutes, you know he would have ordered them to urinate on each other, not on him. He loves things he perceives as degradation and domination of women, so that would fit. He would probably ask them for other kinds of servicing too, but I can’t see him putting himself in a submissive…

Yeah. Why did Comey think it was relevant to tell everyone about the latest dud investigation into Clinton emails but NOT that Trump is a Russian patsy who likes to watch prostitutes pee on each other?

That’s what I’m saying, about Comey! Like, he has thwarted investigations, lied to create scandal around Hillary days before the election, and he has been an active participant in obscuring information. W. T. F.