Except that the women said they did not consent.

At this point I’m pretty much just waiting for the presidents on Mt. Rushmore to look at at each other say, ‘Well, we tried. Let’s call it.” as they climb down and head their separate ways.

My Grandmother was Raped and All I Got was This Lousy T-Shirt.

Yeah, I totally agree. I can’t get attracted to someone who is grinding his dick on customer #25 at 2 am; it’s just so unnatural and forced to me.

Regardless of tats and tans, I would feel silly because I know the guy’s just doing a job, and I would seem foolish “falling” for it. I’m perfectly willing to stuff the G string, don’t get me wrong, but it’s such a difference between men and women: women seem to get that it’s a show, while men truly think the…

I admire your attempt at putting it in perspective, but there’s only one perspective they want to read. They claim to want “facts” and “fairness” but you quickly find out they merely want a forum to shout “n*gger.” They could give less that two shits about the kid that gut tortured. He merely provided them with a…

Planning on having a lovely anti-social NYE... just me, a glass that can fit an entire bottle of wine, more Chinese food than one person can possibly eat, and Civ V.

I’m currently caught in a group message that’s recycling versions of: “yeah let’s do something! what should we do??” which is a very special type of misery.

So you believe becoming a United States Senator and later Secretary of State and after that being the first women nominated for President by a major political party is being a doormat?

Many of these jobs are labor intensive (waitressing and housekeeping and being an HCA fucks your body UP) and don’t forget we did those blue collar jobs when all the menfolk were off fighting WW2. But then they came home and took them back sending us back to the kitchen, and women who did work could only find work…

Thank god we’ve decided to stop playing identity politics and focus all our attention on the REAL underclass — white men.

Feral man had this in his inbox today. Top item - I laughed like a crazy person when I saw it. Hopefully it will at least make you giggle

Amen. And the older you get the harder it is.

My dude Cooper in his Xmas jumper!

I wish there was a friending website. Really making a good friend is every bit as challenging as finding a mate and one needs to be nearly as picky. I’m pretty outgoing and I go to various meetups and I have friends but I would really like one or two more.

Edt: WE FOUND HIM. I’ll try to respond to everyone, but in the meantime, thank you. Thank you thank you thank you. Jezzies, I came here in hopes that readers would make me feel less horror-movie plague-infected depressed, and you came through. Love you all. ❤❤

“Would you like to play wif me? I playz funly!”

Ever see Twilight? He was the Volturi leader.

Look, I regularly deal with rich people. These are not rich people. These are people who are trying to look like what they think rich people look like based upon “The Young and the Restless.”

They’re the assholes that have “Live Laugh Love” signs in their white washed kitchens. Along with light stained cabinets and granite countertops. They have a formal dining room that is rarely used but always has a table setting that goes along with whatever season it is. They give you gift cards to Barnes and Noble*