none of us has the fucking rank to ask about Shelly.

Not sure if anyone does this already, but I’d love to see an infographic for each state showing where the money spent defending ridiculous legislation gets pulled from and where it could have actually gone. Even Trump supporters can understand pictures.

Do it! Let this fuck know that this shit’s as serious as forging your name on a check. I know you wouldn’t be able to do this, but faking a tweet about students who apologize after putting their teachers through shitty things would be nice.

wow, this is just crazy, I read about this on Cosmo! If it’s any consolation, I didn’t even notice your name, I don’t think most people would, they would just think “oh, cute!” or whatever and move on, if you do interviews, I think it would snowball into a bigger thing. It’s just a really crazy situation!

You should really try to get a free consult with a lawyer before speaking further (particularly with the press).

I would get it in writing directly from the Provost or his/her office that they are okay with you giving the interview. Otherwise, speaking to the media about your employer without the employer’s knowledge/consent might be grounds for dismissal.

Wow, he’s got balls to attach his and your name to this and expect not to get called out. What an ass.

I say do it. People have to push back against this wave of fake news. Make sure the Provost is one your side first though.

Is anyone else watching the Leah Remini’s new A&E show about Scientology? I am so fascinated by this crazy shit.

My neighbors are shooting automatic weapons off right now, and at the Kops for Kids spaghetti feed tonight at the church santa will be raffling off guns. Does anyone else feel like a stranger in a strange land due to where they live?

The worst thing about 2016 is that your fruitloop great-uncle who built an underground bunker for $30,000 and has 900 days of dried food stashed away WAS FUCKING RIGHT.

When do we get our tracksuits?

After the article on Jez covered the episode of South Park on the 2016 election I watched the entire season in one sitting. What was that ending all about?

Oh, friend. It’s just all so sad.

Might be worthwhile to get attention to the fact it was faked. Many of the viral fundraisers about mean customers have gotten traction about being fake. Maybe the school paper would be interested? There is nothing in this story that makes you look bad, but it raises some interesting discussion about schools and social…

This does not sound great at all! I’m so sorry for the hardship.

Good luck. I hope this works out in your favor.

“I questioned my reaction thinking maybe it was too much, but I think I’m justified in feeling this way.”

I’m not sure you’re the problem so much as you’re caught in a bizarre situation where up is down and black is white!

OK, from the perspective of a professor I think that’s a seriously f-ed up situation. Why would a university ever tweet out something they thought was a real conversation about grades between an instructor and a student? Even if it’s extra credit, they’d be cruising for a FERPA violation if the convo actually…