They’re not wrong on any count, is the thing.

“A neutral online persona”

That’s precisely it. He wouldn’t apply this set of strategies to men, he’s insisting that the status quo is just fine and women just aren’t trying hard enough, instead of advocating change through the industry.

Hey, don’t pick on Ricky Williams.

Not if he’s not actually, ya know, ADD. If your brain has the specific slippy transmission that is Attention deficit, it kicks you into a higher gear so your brain is running at 3500 RPM instead of 9000. If you don’t have that slippy transmission, it’s just plain old speed.

Not if he doesn’t actually have ADHD ...

Cotton mouth + pursed lips did it for me (my other theory: like 500 mg of adderall? Technically legal but basically the same)

That poor woman.

I have no idea. Maybe we were all too horrified to move. Maybe we wanted to see how it ended after wading that far into it. I can never truly know, my Deer.

I’m sure. But I feel that, especially for the poorest, a major primary health issue is around obesity and the access to good food. It’s easier to go along without advanced care when you are in overall good shape.

Nice logical fallacy argument, bro.

> . Seth Meyers is the milquetoast former Weekend Update guy

That’s also a thing I’ve never heard a woman say. Is your world black and white? Sound or no sound? If there is sound, do people gasp in horror when someone calls someone else “buster”? I strongly suspect you are living in an old black and white film and I will send help as soon as I can figure out how.

What decade and reality are you living in? I don’t know any woman who looks to marriage and being taken care of forever as a life plan. Only men are brought up to be self-reliant? Whaaat? Everyone has to work, male or female. Who doesn’t understand that, except for maybe rich people? What dimension do you exist in…

It's because he looks like a Thundercat!

Is there a toe missing? Is it hiding? Has it decided to run away to a new home?

omg I needed a warning for Steven Tyler’s right foot.

Is she actually wearing at hat that says ‘Eric Trump’? I must have missed that memo when I got married that I needed to wear articles of clothing with my husband’s name on it. 💔

This just highlights the Solomon-like wisdom of suggesting that teachers bring firearms to school. Can you imagine the carnage of a slew of half-trained educators running the hallways with their 9mm’s shooting at anything that moves.

Arby’s.