A chance to get CTE?

Oh, shut the fuck up.

I honestly think that part of being a member of the GOP is having a very under-developed sense of empathy. They can ONLY understand experiences they have personally gone through.

Lincoln was a “Republican” in the same way that George W. Bush was an opthamologist. That is to say, there is about as much chance that Lincoln would be a Republican today as there is that W. could fit you for contacts.

Why is it so hard to understand that if you prevent a pregnancy, you prevent an abortion.

Thank you. Tort reform is a bunch of bunkum. It’s like a SLAAP suit writ large enough to cover every consequence a corporation or government agency or some combination of the two could possibly experience. Lawsuits can be very helpful, not only in obtaining compensation for individuals, but in punishing corporate…

And welcome, everyone, to the world of “tort reform.” In this Brave New World where we may all be forced to live soon, giant corporations that are heavily insured can act with impunity, or just recklessness, and when people are maimed, killed, or permanently disabled, if they happen to lose their lawsuits, the…

This is what happens when people think just electing the president is enough. You end up with Ryan and McConnell holding pregnant women currently or in danger of contracting Zika hostage to get to defund Planned Parenthood.

While it’s obviously good (and almost shockingly heartening) that the proposed bill closes several loopholes in CA’s rape statutes, instituting a three-year mandatory minimum isn’t the answer. Mandatory minimums give a problematic degree of power to prosecutors b/c they allow prosecutors to preemptively determine a…

Everything but the weave. When will weaves die?

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

Ah yes, coffee and vegan donuts. For today’s on-the-go, socially conscious diarrhea enthusiast.

I would do unspeakable things for a good version of Rilla of Ingleside!

I feel the same way. I feel bereft and adrift. Also kerfuffled and bamboozled. Et Alia.

Sometimes, in the heat of debate and speaking on a multitude of issues, you don’t choose the right words or you say the wrong thing...

How is a robbery victim meant to look? I’m always fascinated by judges who feel they can tell by sight if someone was the victim of a crime. Did they take night courses in clairvoyancy while at law school?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I'm Jewish, and I snorted at your line.

Cute, but he stole her thunder. I don’t know if I’d have been okay with him stealing my shine with a proposal. But she loves him I guess.

I don’t even have that