Conservatives want trans people to conform or die, and they’ve stopped bothering to pretend that they have a preference.

He had it for protection in case of transgender people.

Not to be a bummer, but google up “taiji dolphin hunts” and let me know how you feel about hanging out with captive dolphins afterwards.

If this is trolling, good one. If sincere, I'm scared.

That’ll never not be funny as hell to me.

Better than it being Top Scallop!

Cat Rule #45:
“If I can grab it, it’s a toy.”

When the Jay’s left, it was over.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

You put noted white man Tom Brady on a ‘pedestal’ by writing an article entitled “Tom Brady is Dumb”.

Just for the halibut.

Noping on out of there was the right call. I would have only added that she should have called the police and had the woman arrested for assault.

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

God he’s a hot bloke.

While we’re at it, can we stop calling tips “hacks”?!?!

FLAILING PENIS

Kinja is the destroyer of all joy. All other hate is just a reflection of that pure, shining abyss.

Have fun trying to put the toothpaste back in the tube, Cupcake.

My Victoria’s Secret faves were the people who had to come in and do a show-and-tell with their underwear.