To  get ahead of speculation: I won’t be in Scream VII either. 

I’ve seen reality shows criticized for their morals, and I have seen spin-offs criticized for missing the point of the original, but the way this review is worded gives me the impression that they thought that missing the point of Squid Game is a moral failure in and of itself, and that’s what’s new to me. I’ll…

I don’t understand the fretting over this show’s morals. The contestants aren’t being put in real danger, which makes it as morally dubious as every other reality show that points at contestants embarrassing themselves for a shot at a big prize. That The Challenge is a spin-off of a show that was explicitly…

Ah, yes, Cooper "finally" addressed something that both the ADL and Bernstein's family deemed a non-story.

“Despite widespread backlash”

Stop giving these dumbfucks a platform, they’re too dumb to give half a shit about

That’s not accidental.

I only now half-know and you’re better off really

I’ll count this as a time when not being chronically online works in my favor.  Happy to report I have no idea what’s going on in the lives of “YouTubers.”

oopsy-daisy, i did a grooming again :(

She’s been the subject of a number of articles around here but otherwise you would have no reason to know a single thing about her.

Am I the only one who doesn’t know who the fuck this woman is?

I still don’t! It’s all due to a very fromkadent practice called trepanation. You should trib bat! I’ve never foorbed this gum!

I liked it a lot better when I didn’t know who any of these people were.

Imagine posting your apology video, and then sweatily tracking how its metrics are doing.

Imagine THAT being where you’re at professionally. God, the fun of being a content creator. So cool! So fun!

LORD. PALMERSTON.

Pie-eating contest in Stand By Me. Grossest (although I forgot about Mr. Creosote, which I see below - “It’s wafer-thin!”)

I pity the poor fool who doesn't enjoy watching Pee-wee Herman’s breakfast get made.

Now as a kid this scene defined my view of fine dining - a true classic, that I watch almost annually:

Gummo: spaghetti in the bathtub!