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Talking about Y2K like it was somehow overblown is ignorant and naïve. Y2K was real. It didn’t solve itself. And it didn’t get solved by bloggers.

Don’t even get me started on Lincoln’s birthday...

Sorry, Christmas isn’t “comforting” and “merry” for me, ever since my dad dressed up as Santa Claus and broke his neck climbing down our chimney. So thanks, Cameron, for the reminder!!!

Kool Keith would like to have a word with you. 

Windmills, primarily, but also some straw men. 

I cannot wait to see Lamborghini tell Ferrari how to take a car, and then transmogrify it into an exclusive clip from the film Lamborghini. Watching all of the various parts - tires, exhaust, leather seats and more - slowly morph into bite-size video content for an internet blog will be truly haunting and fascinating!

That’s “granted by the United States”. So, while the United States can’t grant the Queen title, aren’t there other ways to go about it?

and we never did get a Sean O’Neal written sequel to the Entourage movie.

I read the whole thing and watched the clip, and I still don't know how Lamborghini tells Ferrari "how to make a car an exclusive clip." I want my four minutes back dammit.

Well of course not; the U.S. Constitution, Article I, Section 9, Clause 8 says “No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States.”

Perhaps this is a nitpick, but it sounds to me like she can call herself the Queen of Christmas. She just can’t stop other people from calling themselves Christmas queens also.

You stopped reading immediately after the word “shot” apparently.

Oh, a snark detector. That’s a really useful invention. 

“In the same way, my role in ‘Legion’ was very close to me, as I am a malevolent psychic entity possessing the body of a ... well, I’ve said too much already.”

Being the best technically counts as a vegetable, not a fruit. 

Right? As I mentioned on an earlier comment even Jake, last show’s closest thing to a “villain”, made sense in his own context (especially once you meet his mom) and he wasn’t just an asshole for the sake of the plot needing to have an asshole.

Definitely abuse, especially the whole ecosystem set up to normalizing the barbarity, such as the Pokemon hospitals where these poor broken creatures are patched up to get sent into battle so they can either get battered, or batter some other creature into submission. 

He’ll never truly be the best because he never defeated the legendary trainer Norm MacDonald!

I was kinda hoping it would end in multiple arrests and the disbanding of these cruel tournaments. Imprisoning creatures in a little ball, only to let them loose when you need them to battle other hapless creatures sounds like animal rights abuse.

But I’ve never watched any Pokemon series, and I may be way off on that…