I hate that I clicked this clickbait.

Alternate headline: “Emmys Security Guard Does Job, Briefly Delays Hug”

Zendaya made history as the first Black Woman ever to win an Emmy for best actress twice, and then get throttled by a nutter because security was too afraid of internet backlash to get involved!

yes and?

Someone asked her a reasonable question? And she answered it and went on with her evening? Quelle horror! Thanks for writing an article about this Earth-shattering incident. I hope that —with time -- we can all heal.

Why is this a story? How was he supposed to know she was her mother? I did a short stint working security for events like this a long time ago and it’s not like they provide the guards with a list of names + photos of people associated with whatever celebrities are there. The goal is to keep the wrong people out and…

I left this article still not knowing what Zendayas mom looks like, very similar to security and 99.99% of the population. Unless, I’m wrong, but I don’t think she’s a famous mom...

Security did what they were paid to do? What a scoop! I hope you guys can get this in for the evening edition.

“you got to see an uncle and niece have sex”

The “BAT!” thing never fails to make my wife and me laugh.

Making wigs for dogs? What a way to make a living.

Not only does Schneider think SNL isn’t giving top-tier comedy like the good ‘ole days

Robbie! Roberino! The Robber, Robocop...makin shit takes!

JEFF GARLIN IS GRIST TO THE MILL!

Yeah, I never really got into it but my friends who did stopped watching 2 or 3 seasons ago, even before this whole Garlin thing.

Let’s just say that if this article was written before Jan. 18, 2022, Dr. Demento would have received his proper title.

It wasn’t? So I got into didgeridoo for nothing?

Ok...
oh, damn.

It was pretty hilarious, the Sklar brothers were perfect for the part and the twist is amazing!