Hey, .40 dollars cents is a lot of money!

you can’t have two popes without a young pope and a new pope.

Having Sean Penn being the first guy rushing to your defense should be the bigger wake-up call than Chris Rock needling you for being prolific.

She will be, just as soon as they finally cast her as the new Judge Dredd.

I could not agree more.

I despise gifs that don’t run the full length of their captions....

Foxes should be made extinct. They are a menace to society. – I Know Best, You Know, United Kingdom, 6 days ago

Your comment just made me think of Jason's Bad Place... Waiting for the bass drop that never comes. 

A perfect phone call-

Long time Philadelphia Phillies announcer Richie Ashburn used to read commercials for local pizza places on the air.  Except the pizza places had not paid for the advertising.  When Richie did this it meant that he was hungry.  The pizza places would soon deliver a pizza to the broadcast booth.

“Like all professional women who own cats, Abby is desperate for love but too clinical and controlling to find it.”

not to mention the implication

I agree — Siede does a great job alternating between enthusiasm and scorn, and really digging into the ways the rules of the genre work, or don’t.

A tip o’ the bowler to this column. As I’m not much of a rom-com fan I didn’t pay it much attention at first but I clicked on a couple of them and it’s given me new appreciation for the genre. As with A History of Violence and Popcorn Champs, I like this long-form journalism approach to these flicks. 

Did you think I was stupid, Ramsay? Don’t ever put your fork in my plate.  I don’t like that shit. 

The system works!

A producer at The Colbert Report was apparently a pretty big fan and got Rush booked on the show. Now, everyone and their mom has done a joke aimed at the band’s songs length, but Colbert took it one step further. That night the show ended with a fade out during the second song of their set, and THE NEXT NIGHT the…

Teti has taken on those graphics! I’m having trouble digging up the link, but if you can find it, it’s a predictably excellent read.

Ken has actually been funny for years on Twitter. 

Oh sure, make it all about yourself!