She does have homemade candle energy.

She's just doing this in hopes of selling more homemade candles, right?

MadMen Theory: Drink a bottle of scotch before lunch. This applies to everyone: owner, general manager, scouts, coaches and players.

He absolutely looks like a guy who could direct you to the hammock district.

A thing like that.

I do use “Not great, Bob!” a lot, but the clip I rewatch the most is a little longer:

Fine! Danny Boyle’s next movie asks the question, “What if someone didn’t like my previous movie?”

Shut the door, have a seat.

This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.

I think a lot of companies are going to be very disappointed in what they make off streaming services. They look at Netflix, Amazon, and Hulu and say “Gimme some of that sweet streaming moolah!” But those services have big bases mostly because there are not many options and they all have a lot if content. Fewer people…

To be fair, if it were a streaming service that contained nothing but Mike Schur projects and they called it the “The Schurvice” I’d probably pay like $40/month for it. Half of that would be for the name alone.

I think the “coveted” was added for humorous effect, to be fair.

...between the USWNT and France on Friday in Paris.

It’s a page out of the Tom Haverfood playbook.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Pretty sure we’re dedicated to covering pop culture, and for some reason odd Wikipedia pages. Try and keep up.

They may have been within the cylinder, but they were above the rim.

According to legend, a chef named Fritz accidentally dropped an order of ravioli into hot frying oil instead of water, only to discard them after realizing his mistake. But after Mickey Gargiola, brother of famous baseball player Joe Garagiola, tasted and loved them, Mama’s turned them into the hit they are today.

The fact you keep comparing them to mozzarella sticks makes me question your entire premise.