Hey, everyone else was making Bone jokes, I decided to sail across the river and make a Jordan reference. :D

Bone hugs in harmony.

Home Depot boxes? Talk about lifestyles of the rich and famous.  Steal your cardboard moving boxes from the local liquor store like the rest of us, asshole.

I wouldn’t.

“This movie is another 80s reboot.”

If your Chucky isn’t working, it may be operating on older firmware. Turn it off for 2 seconds. Then turn it on for 8. Turn it off for 2 seconds. Then turn it on for 8. Turn it off for 2 seconds. Then turn it on for 8. Turn it off for 2 seconds. Then turn it on for 8. Turn it off for 2 seconds. Then turn it on for 8.…

Why do we even HAVE that button?

“...by choosing to attribute Chucky’s demon seed to a disgruntled Vietnamese sweatshop worker disabling a microchip’s protocols.”

Parade starts in Montreal, ends in Tampa. Half of Quebec makes that trip in November anyway.

Obviously the first half of the parade would be in Florida and the second half in Montreal. 

The original smart bulb had the easiest instructions... unless you had one hand.

Truly, that is the mission of most film critics. Not to talk about the things they genuinely like, but to appear smart by subsuming their secret love of Detective Pikachu.

Since when has Random Roles been a video feature?  Is there a transcript?

The Avengers were tired, old anachronisms when Marvel decided to dust them off — so why can’t we do the same with the now 122-year-old Dracula?

Mr. Skin cuts out all the good bits and sells them on his own site, and the rest gets sold off to VidAngel as wholesome entertainment.  That’s using all parts of the buffalo right there.  

This lawsuit is just one big chicken waiting to be plucked.

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I’d say he looks like the bassist in the band I joined that got fired for selling all the microphones, but that’s a story so common as to be cliche.