I AIN’T NO GODDAMN CINEMATOGRAPHER

God damn respect to whoever figured out they could take something that wouldn’t sell for $19.95 at Spencer’s gift and rebrand it at three quarters of one million US dollars and sell 30 of them.

The owners will look into this money-losing idea and get ba...

So, is Burneko now 6'7"???

Yo, anyone else get annoyed by the trophy presentation? Stop with the interviews, give the MVP trophy to Kawhi and the LOB trophy to Lowry (not the owners) and get the hell out of the way! It’s not hard! 

One of several corrections that 2016 could use!

“It’s a bad M....”

... There’s a new Shaft movie? And It’s a sequel to the Shaft movie from 2000? About old Shaft? And the title of it is still just Shaft? And it’s a buddy comedy? About John Shaft II and John Shaft Jr? And those two characters aren’t the same person? And neither of them are the son of John Shaft? But John Shaft is in…

Featuring the crime-solving android, SHAFT_4.0 - this time, he really is a sex machine to all the chicks.

Can you blame the film-makers for not getting the character right? He’s a complicated man.

It’s funny how you said that the fist time and Squamate simply ignored it to insult you. It’s almost like they’re a consistent contrarian who just likes giving people shit.

“But what if it’s the only movie I see this year?”

“What happened to your parents?”

“[O]ne of the most enjoyable aspects of . . . Men in Black: International . . . is . . . the death of . . . a couple of . . . kittens.”

The first sentence in io9's review was, “Men in Black: International will not be the best movie you see this year.” I thought that was pretty funny.

It’s called “vodka” and I suggest you try it.

Too bad there is not some device that you could use to forget you ever saw this.

Life, like its namesake, is ultimately very disappointing.

Larry Robinson is the all-time +/- leader by a huge amount.

If you didn’t want spoilers for things that already aired in Little Rock, you shouldn’t have come to a Little Rock focused blog.