Happy Hallowe’en, ladies!

Hey, kids! It’s story time. I’m going to tell you the story of Krusty’s expensive new suit: his sexual harassment suit.

Shouldn’t the review of a Melvins album featuring a version of “Grave Yard” mention the fantastic ice-cream-fueled AV Undercover session of that song?

Ah, there’s the reply that I was looking for on this story.

At least you could tell him to enjoy Jeopardy!, since that is Trebek’s go-to reply to the contestant chat segment.

I don’t know if “don’t hold your breath waiting for this thing that is happening to continue happening” is a good use of this idiom. Even if he keeps making these movies, when do I get to breathe?

I remember that the theory of Gabe being the Strangler came up in the comments section many times. That’s what Myles McNutt is referring to in this review when he writes, “And yes, I now have my own Scranton Strangler-style conspiracy theory. I am one of you.”

Sarah went into Final Jeopardy in second place but with more than two-thirds of the Laura’s leading score.

That’s an important fraction in Jeopardy! In that scenario, if the leader bets enough to cover a double-up from second place, the second place contestant can bet small and win if the leader guesses wrong,…

I hadn’t heard of Heath when they first published this article but I came to discover that it is a one-time competitor of Skor, both of which are now produced by Hershey. In Canada, Skor is the brand that you will find, both in bar form and in a Blizzard.

Well, I wrote “Favourite” instead of “Favorite,” so nobody’s perfect. (In my defence, the album title did encourage the Canadian spelling.)

There are some great choices in this list. The Neko Case writeup suggests that you don’t have Canadian Amp, where “Favourite” first appeared, though, so let me put in a recommendation for that album as being well worth a listen.

On the topic of expensive lobster: When I worked at the airport, we had a plane loaded with lobster that had engine problems just after takeoff and had to dump its cargo into the ocean to drop weight. That means that some fisherman caught the lobster, delivered them to a processing plant where they were boxed up with…

Good news: Darkman is in the “next time” section, so check back in two weeks for the next installment of this feature.

I’d have to rewatch this episode to confirm; but Dennis is definitely familiar with reviewing sitcoms involving squashed beefs: https://tv.avclub.com/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-the-gang-squashes-th-1798178601

This series has been a real treat and a reminder of why I started regularly reading the AV Club. I didn’t realize that I was looking for an in-depth examination of action movies; but this quickly became my most-anticipated piece of writing on the site.

Thanks for adding this. I never knew that Mark Evanier had a role in the existence of Scrappy Doo.

I was planning to hold out until I had access to Greater Wish to summon him back to this plane; but I also need to get the wording exactly right, so a capricious DM doesn’t fulfill the letter of the wish in a “turkey’s a little dry” manner.

Is this story just an attempt to get the Archmage posting again?

You've gotta start selling this for more than a dollar a bag.
We lost four men on this expedition!

This feature brightens my day every year, as the cumulative effect of reading all these names in a row ensures that something is going to set me off. This year, I lost it at “Wake Me Up When ‘Wake Me Up When September Ends’ Ends (Nicole’s Song).”