Cool. Your username was always a lost game of Bumper Stumpers for me.

Mrat L. Fink?

If I want to upvote this, should I really downvote it?

As a Habs fan, I appreciate the hate. The Flyers are one of a few teams on my permanent hit list—I'm looking at you, Hextall.

I'm sure that worker001 through worker200 are doing enough to cover for you.

Fellow Nova Scotian here and cribbage was very popular, and not just in my family.

I've had a vague memory of this for decades but never knew the title. Thanks for the reminder.

I'm not sure how fondly remembered Seeing Things is but growing up with only two channels, I certainly watched it. I can still remember the sound effects that kicked in when he had a vision.

Maybe he noticed that she didn't write anything.

When you're a typewriter on wheels, you'd better know how to spell!

I didn't know that he wrote a book. Thanks for the tip—I'll be sure to pick this up.

Was his chance only 150,000% before?

As a Habs fan living in Ottawa, I had my moment of glory (and mouthing off) in the first round but they are in tough down 0-2 to a pretty solid Lightning team. Keep hope alive (he says, after watching that Calgary game last night).

Them's fightin' words!

What about the percentage chance that a movie was going to be better than Marmaduke?

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Dear God, give a bald guy a break. Amen.

Your shame is not cheering for the Leafs? That seems like a reversal of reality.

I'll jump out of mine because I'll be at the game.

Of all the souls I have encountered on the AV Club, yours was the most . . . well-researched. Thanks!