Movies have conditioned us to believe that the common criminal is much more intelligent than reality dictates. Most are straight-up morons.

Fargo 2: Sin City Avalanche

Right, most large mains run around 80 to 100 psi.  Still, crappy options all around.

Get off your “holier than thou” horse. You’re basically saying you don’t like the Office then, as it’s all dated humor that is uncomfortable to watch. It’s also racist, sexist, and very low brow at times. I’d be hard pressed to find a people who aren’t insulted somewhere along the lines in this show. 

It sounds like the swap was from his most recently stolen vehicle into a stashed vehicle that had been previously stolen. When they ran the plates, it showed up as having been reported stolen, which seems unlikely if it had just been stolen.

Thank god they didn’t know my friend Brandon was in the car.

I think the main cause was poor manufacturing. The way they welded it degraded the material’s properties. There’s not a ton of rust on there, really.

He may very well have just been a patsy/tool/pawn, but he’s screwed no matter what.

This goes beyond the conduct that you can waive. Typically it has to be related to the activity in question. Getting blasted with water while a ski lift isn’t really the type of risk you expect from skiing. 

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I mean if someone had told me that sort of thing was frowned upon...George Costanza.

Beech Mountain will try to spin this, PR-wise, by getting the Guinness Book of World Records to certify it as “World’s Biggest Bidet”

Good lord was that handled poorly. Where the FUCK was ski patrol to radio with the lift operators? Only one or a few chairs at most should have been pushed through the geyser. The stop/start operation just blasting more riders.... must have been absolutely horrific to await your turn, just knowing some 17 year stoner…

Man, this lawyer is gonna be earning his paycheck if that is what he is running with. Wasn’t he caught on camera buying sawdust as well as those thrash bags too? Good luck to him with that chutzpah, but his client is going upstate.

Police are also required to search and inventory a vehicle that’s getting towed

It’s pronounced BUM-puss, unfortunately. 

he was just holding it for a friend. 

Look I’m not one to defend the police, but I’m pretty sure fleeing them in one stolen car followed by a switch into another stolen car constitutes probable cause for a search.

And their grieving families? Who might be lashing out a bit and not altogether rational at the moment?

they didnt let him freeze to death. that asshole broke rule number 1. do not leave your car.