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Number of people killed by modern drawbridges - zero.

<In referencing San Francisco, I’m sure you’re aware of the recent push to crack down on shoplifting by the SFPD, ie the assertion of law, or does that not fit your narrative?>

Anyone who trusts an armed assailant is the moron.

I know a potential buyer.

https://bennyhillthis.com/?v=d9d__HgJTEg

I’m not a lawyer, but that’s my take from the way it’s advertised.

Ah, I miss watching Frank play at Ajax!

I’d think that maybe it was unregistered and was driven with dealer plates, but that doesn’t make it “new.”

Me literally collapsing on the ground as my left hand literally types on its own without my input reads as... serious?

I love the whole concept of a new car with 5900 miles.

Overall, I agree. With one exception:

I read Three Body, but I have to say that I have no idea what all the fuss is about. The characters were thin and wooden, and the plot was convoluted.

Standard Jalop response - I’d buy it, but it’s not manual and can’t carry 47 sheets of plywood.

You forgot about mixing fonts, colors, and sizes. And blinking.

They misspelled “cretin.”

Nope, we use 1990s-era Italian Lira.

It’s like Vine, but cool because Vine was a long time ago and therefore is lame and something only old people thought was cool.

Or a food container with rotten durian.

It does make it sound like the passenger who broke up the fight was also arrested.