I thought she licked muffins? No, wait, that was just a dream I had...

Well, on the list of things I’d like to be happening when I die, having my head resting on a nice big rack is certainly near the top, tbh.

And Quiet also apparently needed to writhe around and moan and do a stripper dance in the rain in order to facilitate said breathing...

I love The Behemoth. They’re one of the few indie devs who just make good stuff without needing to be in the limelight or any of the associated hubris that goes along with that. I’m NOT saying devs should all just shut up and make games and keep to themselves. It’s just refreshing to still have a team like them that…

Even if none of this ends up being true, we have a president-elect who has to publicly deny that he threw “golden shower parties with Russian hookers.” Please compare him to Bill Clinton and JFK again. The stuff he is accused of goes far beyond your basic philandering.

Had you not said in the article that they nailed the voices, I would’ve assumed they were using sound clips from the game. Amazing.

Given that pretty much all technology eventually finds its way to the penis, I briefly had a very different idea as to what this article was going to be about...

Well, but I’d say static pictures and an interactive video game where you can pan around and zoom in on 3D character models aren’t completely comparable. I don’t disagree with the sentiment, but the comparison doesn’t hold up. And let’s he honest: there is a lot more going on in the DOAX games then just women standing…

“...awkwardly dancing around each other for ten hours and then fucking for five minutes as pay-off.” You say that with such negativity. In my “going out” days, that would’ve been the description of a damn successful Friday night! Generally it was just the hours of awkward dancing followed by five minutes of fucking as…

“There are good relationships where exchanging passwords is a sign of trust and understanding.” Thank you. My girlfriend and I have full access to each other’s phone and emails and I’m sitting here reading comment after comment basically making a blanket statement about how awful/controlling/mistrusting/unhealthy…

Says the game that copied Apples 2 Apples...

So from my entire comment, you just cherry picked out two the half-sentences that you felt like addressing (and that just so happened to give you the opportunity to keep taking past me instead of TO me). I should’ve known from the start that you were more interested in patronizingly shutting me down and shoving your…

Bold claims about a company who charge a monthly fee for their MMO plus how many $30 expansion packs. And also split Starcraft II into multiple games. I love how people act like Blizzard is just above making money. The sainthood status that people bestow on Blizzard is ridiculous. They’re just as money hungry as any…

Nothing I said suggested any sex acts I was “disgusted at.” Not one thing. All I said was that men don’t have to endure Bukkake or get gangbanged. That doesn’t remotely come close to me saying those acts, or ANY acts, are disgusting. Don’t put words in my mouth or inject judgemental subtext that wasn’t there. All I’ve…

Let’s be honest here. People are disappointed in the outfit because her butt has far too much clothing on it.

I also would just like to point out that I’m the only one who even attempted to actually have a discussion about it with actual examples and quandaries, and didn’t just keep firing back with “You’re ignorant. Read a book.” Maybe you should try actual discourse about the subject since you obviously seem to know about…

Yes, I agree that I’m ignorant about the behind the scenes lives of porn stars, and you indeed know a lot more about that than I do.

Although I am very curious what gender studies books you’d like me to read that DON’T support my assertion that the porn industry is much harder on womem than men.

You do know that we’re talking about PORN, right? I’m as “educated” about porn stars as I feel I need to be. I made a few flippant remarks about porn starts under an article about a Final Fantasy porn parody. We’re not having a debate in a gender studies class. Lighten up a bit.

It’s about damn time we get some actual booty in game characters and their related cosplay. Japanese artists designing the bulk of the sexy video game women has meant huge boobs but flat bottoms. Bayonetta and Dixie from Rumble Roses were bootylicious exceptions but it’s still largely been bust-focused.