I wouldn’t have minded if I had to wait another year if it meant having SMO in this.

This looks like Mario died at 30.

There’s a Billy Mitchell Kill Screen coming up.

Ah yes, when someone doesn’t agree with you, accuse them of lying about being Black. Smh

You know you’ve been at Kotaku too long when you look at your own article and have absolutely no recollection of writing it.

...you had me until Double Dragon Neon. Plus - no titties. Gotta have da titties.

Has anybody seen Ja Rule?

I’m really excited by this! Thank you guys for the quick rundown on why I need to get this. However, I do have to add...timestamp 0:39 - 0:55 in that second video was some of the most difficult to watch media I’ve experienced. I think I need to go home now.

I’m not a huge fan of the randomly generated levels fad that’s been going on. As you mention in the article, the world’s are nowhere near as detailed. They tout that it makes games infinitely replayable, but I’d rather have a playthrough of memorable handcrafted levels over multiple randomly generated playthroughs.

This isn’t censorship, this is one guy trying to defend a bad joke that has no basis in the original text. It even says outright that the original name is a pun on light switches. What in the hell do light switches have to do with a radicalized Christian terrorist group?

“Oh goshdarnit!”

Considering Sapkowski’s disdain for the games, and previous comments, the headline seems a little misleading. He got paid upfront, and even demanded a lump sum instead of being cut in on the backend.

This isn’t someone being screwed over, this is someone being shortsighted and pigheaded.

I have an incredibly sensitive digestive system, so when I hear people speak of places like Taco Bell (and in this case, a first for McDonald’s) giving them diarrhea, I have to wonder what they eat that doesn’t give it to them. Outside of Jack in the Box in which literally everything there from the fries to the…

I would like to remind everyone that this is not censorship and that Playtonic as a private business has the right to express itself as they see fit. If they do not wish to include voice work by a controversial figure in their video game that is well within their right. Jon’s free speech was not violated in any way…

What about when you under 5, like the article is talking about?

Nazis gonna nazi... And get upset when you call them nazis.

Jon’s views aren’t based on real statistics, but from Breitbart bullshit. He argued that the most well off black person is still more violent and more likely to commit crimes than the worst off whites. Please don’t let him half-assedly backpedal from such a blatantly racist (and factually incorrect) statement.

Needs more butt.

Like physically. Somebody needs to add a bunch of squats to their work out regime.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

At least skins are cosmetic. I quit playing FE Heroes because I wasn’t getting any characters that were actually useful in combat. I’d use my crap characters (and one 5* Azura) and save up 20 orbs and spend them and end up sticking with the same party because I got a bunch of 3* garbage.