I would’ve maybe agreed with you a few years ago, how difficult it is to maintain an erection for naked 20 year old girls with perfect bodies who are paid to worship you (ha). But now they can just pop a Viagra and be good to go for hours.

I really hope you’re kidding and you aren’t actually calling out my “immense ignorance” when it comes to how easy of a job it is to be a male porn star compared to a female one. I admittedly don’t watch gay porn but I’m fairly certain male porn stars are never at the center of a gangbang or have to endure Bukkake. And…

Requirements to be a female porn star:

Haha well done. I got your reference :)

Well let’s be fair, though: those are two enormous scoops of vanilla.

In this gen and the next, there was an arms race for games to one-up each other’s water physics. Even non-water-focused games like BG: Dark Alliance and MGS2. After that, it seems like everybody just stopped caring again.

I figured someone was going to beat me to it. I mean come on, it’s not like it was some obscure little late-era GBC or something. It was a GameCube game!

My, um, friend is wondering how much the increased breast size DLC costs...