I only use it on my phone and the notification screen has been magnified 5x so I can only see the top left corner of all the messages

I already hate this guy so I feel like I don’t need to watch.

Does no one drink bloody Mary’s to get day drunk anymore? The food to alcohol ratio is way off. WAY OFF.

I’m not stoned and I’m considering stopping at the store for white cake mix, frosting, sprinkles, and ice cream to try that shit out. My bday is this week, so that means cake every day...right?

I AM ON MY PERIOD SO YES I WILL TAKE THAT MONSTROSITY ON THE FAR LEFT PLEASE

Okay but if you were really high and suddenly a fucking milkshake with a PIECE OF CAKE ON TOP appears like magic are you going to say no? Because I saw that article and mentally saved it to my “things to experience while fucked up” goals list

I wish I could give this more than one star - lack of common sense shaming, yes! Your son knowing what slut shaming is AND that it’s wrong to do it, yes! Well done raising your son.

…what? No love for the Pearl Bailey led all-black Broadway production?

That always made me laugh. I always figured the show meant that Dan and his family were poor because they only had a few million as opposed to the rest who probably had tens of milions or even hundreds of milions.

I just found out Gossip Girl was on Netflix and binge watched half the first season on Sunday. I have a question for New Yorkers. How much would have Dan’s family’s Brooklyn loft cost per month?
It feels like there’s a big deal made for Dan and Jenny to be OH SO POOR but that loft has a view of the river + Manhattan…

I was thinking this exact thing as I read the article.

Anne Hathaway maybe knows something about being built up, put on a pedestal and then torn down for basically no reason. So good for her for saying something.

Abstaining from sex with clients is a solid idea for any therapist tbh

There is only one thing we can predict with certainty about any presidential candidate, and that’s what type of Supreme Court appointments they will make. I know I will support Hillary’s and Bernie’s appointments, so I have no qualms using gender as the tie breaker.

Thanks for articulating what I have not been able to.

I subscribe to everything you said. I was starting to feel really alone on these pages. I also like Lena Dunham though, so a couple of days ago I was told on Gawker that I need to check myself into the hospital and that I’m what’s wrong with the country. It’s how (some, ok?, some) Bernie voters like to persuade!

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or congrats on a burn. Either way, as one who still hopes Clinton gets the nomination, it’s a bummer.

trigger warning to the general commentariat: not authentic Mexican food

I was unprepared for all of the tots when I came to the Midwest. They and the warm winter this year are basically why I’ve stayed.