It’s like Bravo knew that I was upset Ladies of London doesn’t have more seasons and wanted to give me something to ease the pain.

Ryan went on to attend Miami University of Ohio, one of America’s most Bro colleges

Bummer, this dude is a queef in corporeal form.

Exactly! I mentioned this yesterday to somebody else, but I don’t understand this whole attitude of “I like these candidates because they aren’t politicians!”. I mean, yeah, there are problems with the way things are currently run. But, I also don’t feel like the system can be influenced by somebody that is completely…

Well sure, they made up the romance and the thing with the big fat diamond, but it was based on a true story!

I have a friend who makes her own fortune cookies with the darkest, most existentially fucking depressing messages inside them. Like: “Love is a chemical illusion,” and “The whistle on your life jacket will attract no attention,” and “Entropy always wins in the end, asshole.”

I get my nun fix from Call the Midwife. Love me some Sister Monica Joan.

I just can’t believe that in this day and age some celebrities think that it’s acceptable to go out on Halloween in Doucheface.

Because Lamar’s addiction is not about her it’s about Lamar, He is successful in his own right but because he is married to her the media keeps focussing on the Kardashian’s perspective.

My mom is a magnet for supernatural stuff, but thankfully it skipped a generation with me. The only thing that ever happened to me personally was this:

Come on you guys, could sex with Keanu Reeves or Kristen Stewart really be THAT bad?

This is possibly the first time I’ve ever wanted to hang out with Kim Kardashian. Love this so hard.

I can’t hate on this. It’s cute.

We have. We’ve been very good.

Bigger question—if it’s unauthorized will it become a lifetime movie?

I thought there was already a movement to save the wet seals?

Online shopping is hard on traditional retailers, my friend. How is Hot Dog on a Stick to survive? Who will think of Wet Seal? #savethemall

I’m wearing this right now! It’s been four hours, a cup of coffee, breakfast, and lots of water and it’s still holding up. My favorite part of these cream stains is that they're matte. I love a bold lip, even in the office, but a bold AND shiny/shimmery/glossy lip is too much for me.

I’m gonna make a Sexy “Sexy Costume” Costume that’s literally a leotard with a picture of a sexy woman wearing the leotard with her picture on it (and that sexy woman also has her own picture of her leotard, and the one in that picture has her own picture...).