Some people do THE MOST. “Look at me, I love pot! Omg POTTTTT.” It’s so annoying. I know people who like pot and don’t feel like telling the world. Whenever you brag about something it becomes annoying, whether it’s sex, exercise, going to church, running. Like shut the fuck up.

Yeah, I saw it coming. Though I am a little worried because they both care about each other a lot, but a relationship anytime soon isn’t a good idea and I think this kind of draws out the break up.

Yeah, I was wondering if they were really getting back together or it she’s going to be more like a legal guardian? While I can see something like this being the last straw that convinces someone they most leave, I can also see not wanting to leave your somewhat estranged spouse essentially alone at a vulnerable time.

Is the this development surprising? It doesn’t necessarily have to do anything with whether they want to stay together as a couple long term. Even if he’s conscious, it will probably be some time before he’s independent again, to whatever degree he will be. Divorce would affect all kinds of aspects of both of their…

I bet you do lok amazing :) Bill seemed a bit older than he was, I think he was a bit younger than most of his SNL castmates, I think...

Well yeah of course they’re free to do it, but a lot of people get tired of seeing it always go one way (old dudes with young women). I’m not saying young women should find old men gross. I’m saying the real ageism is against older women, who our culture no longer values after a certain age.

Of Rilo Kiley and the Postal Service. But, most importantly, also of Troop Beverly Hills.

Especially since the assistant is employed by Beyonce to do exactly what she is doing. Couldn’t you gently touch her arm/shoulder and say “Thank you, [name], that’s perfect.” I mean, it isn’t like the photographers are just going to stop taking pictures because an assistant is taking 30 seconds to do her job.

19 is plenty old enough to understand the concept of “don’t sexually assault someone.”

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

So, she will be bringing a civil action against him. And if the judge sides with Laszlo, the defendant refugee will be ordered to pay her money (which I’m assuming he doesn’t have). And if he can’t pay the money, Laszlo can have a lein placed against his property in the jurisdiction (which I’m pretty sure he doesn’t…

Internet high five, parenting style twin.

With your kind permission I would love to use this forever and always as my closing statement, no matter what the venue, no matter the folks being spoken to.

You are truly a wise fucking woman, dammit.

My Twerp cusses at a 5th grade level. I am so fucking proud of her.

OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING CHAIR. I spent a chunk of this past weekend railing about this chair on Twitter. It showed up on my Facebook more than once, from parents of young girls, and I wanted to scream.

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

Don’t have sex on a plane!

Or they count jerking it in the bathroom.