Yeah, like.... as an Apostolic Christian her faith definitely believes the Pope is going to hell. I highly doubt she’d want to meet with him, and vice versa.

Arsenic infused lace.

I understand this dog. I mean, who among us has never chewed the locks off of a container to eat a dozen chocolate muffins?

I made my kid get them from the school library when she tore through the series last year (because there are 13 of them!), but if this ends up being the case I will personally buy her a whole new set.

I don’t know if it’s because I’m on a new birth control pill (which is fitting for this post), but I teared up when I read this. Standing ovation to them both! We need more people in the public eye supporting PP – come to think of it, I haven’t honestly heard of too many others.

Can someone enlighten me if there are…

I kinda like some of the BHLDN ones, though. Some of those same dresses also pop up when you filter by “bridesmaid dresses” and “reception dresses.” I think, on BHLDN’s website, searches for anything other than “bride” just show all the non-white dreesses. Hence the young models.

A good friend knows whether it’s time to lie or time to tell the truth.

I have the same problems with the over affectionate. I don’t want to show you love, I barely like you. I don’t even want to give you a handshake, a pat on the back, a tap, or a pound....keep your hands, arms, feet, legs, and whole body to yourself. I wish it was more socially acceptable to shun people.

Can’t wait for the ‘Comfortably Distant Side Hug’ pants and the ‘Handshake-no-wait-hug-oh-god-handshake-now-it’s-too-late-let’s-just-lean-towards-each-other-and-shoulder-hug’ Pants.

Maybe I’m just a misanthrope, but the last thing I want to feel in a work out is “the warm embrace of a friend.” Don’t touch me. Don’t talk to me. Don’t even look at me. Just let me sweat and suffer in peace.

I should sue both of them. They are clearly ripping off the t-shirts my SO’s family got air-brushed during a family vacay to Myrtle Beach in 2011. Mine said “Beaches Be Crazy.” My SO’s said “I’ve Got 99 Problems, But A Beach Ain’t One.” Each company can cut me a check for $5 million, made out to Planned Parenthood.

The Forever 21 version is better. The space between “Beach” and “Please” makes it read more like “bitch, please.”

Why do I feel like it’s more likely that they both copied the same etsy designer or something? Or is that just Urban Decay.

You say that, but I’m a good home cook but the thing I most consistently mess up is crock pot recipes. Something to do with the timing, idk. It feels ridiculous to say, but it’s the truth!

Yup, and Pie For Breakfast Day as the official, can’t-stop-me after Thanksgiving holiday.

West Side Story had a happy ending. Nobody liked that guy Tony. He was always a half-step off during the dance-fights.

tbh I would kill for ice cream so I don't really see the problem here.

(Or, fuck it, anytime.)

Shoreditch hasn’t been even remotely affordable for at least a decade. There’s an Ace Hotel right around the corner from that cafe. There are tons of incredibly expensive shops all around that area. Targeting that shitty cafe is quite odd.

Oh yeah, watch, when she’s 50 and all the ingenue roles are going to the next winsome it girl, she’ll be complaining about how there aren’t any roles for older actresses.