As moms, I think we’re prone to blame ourselves for everything, or at least allow the guilt to creep in. But most if it really isn’t our fault. I often say that I laid those vices on top of a bed of kale, because I did. So much kale and regular exercise. But there was so much coffee cake and ice cream too (I still…

Guys, I’m like, so broken up that I won’t be able to marry an angry misogynist.

Like they would know what it looked like. PLEASE FOOLS you can’t even find the clitoris.

It’s situational though right? Flip that over and it’s “You’re done already, oh hell no!”

Women wanted eight more minutes of foreplay and seven more minutes of intercourse

This may be the first (and last) time I agree with/like Combs, but he’s right. Good for him.

I wan to laugh, but I come from a rural (read: one that’s very pro-hunting) area, and I could totally see some kids mistakenly bringing ammo to school with them (I could also see some kids intentionally doing it, but that’s another post). I don’t think a child should be automatically expelled for that, nor do I think…

The attempted photo seller sucks and Ryan was 100% justified in defriending him. That doesn’t change the fact that I think it’s very funny imagining the private interactions between Ryan and Blake.

No, except they ARE like the mob. They’re more like the mob than they are like a religion. At best, you leave the church and they’ll make everyone you love pretend that you don’t exist. At worst, they kidnap you, kill you, and don’t report you missing for weeks.

What? Nothing for Jim Parsons or Modern Family? When will the underdogs win?

I disagree with pretty much all the results tonight, except this one. Her role on OINTB is not an easy one to play, she does it very well.

Heyyyyyyy!!!!! That is great!

My non-neurotypical son started pre-school this week. He licks random objects and is scared of public bathrooms. I had whipped myself up into a frenzy of anxiety about all of the things that could go wrong. When his teacher texted me a picture of him having his snack, laughing with some little friends he made, I broke…

Further proving this was never about her religious beliefs if she is altering forms that other people have signed. She hates gay people, period.

DO NOT move to Mississippi.

Not to be that person, but the Lena Dunham Instagram was in response to an earlier insta where Dunham said something about being depressed and having a shitty day. And the comments seemed to assume that meant they broke up. Hence, the second Instagram. So not THAT cryptic.

I mean, why can’t you be drunk on HSN? I know I’ve never watched it sober, so I would probably enjoy the feeling of solidarity if the presenters were also drunk.

If I had to go on HSN I would DEFINITELY be day drunk.

In some styles, double 1.