Obama should just call her up and tell her he doesn’t want to be lectured about his life choices, or whatever it is she said when she got knocked up this time.

Yeah, accuse me of being an unamused old, but this is gross behaviour...

Every genuinely stupid person I’ve ever known supported Republican ideas/platforms. Sure, not all Republicans are dumb, but their party really, really appeals to those who are.

No, trust me, anyone who thinks that Donald Trump would be a good president is not merely callous—he is just plain stupid.

like, i’m so glad this is happening but....i would rather he just got an a on his good work and not arrested.

I genuinely, sincerely have NEVER understood the debate of CAN MEN AND WOMEN BE JUST FRIENDS?

I mean, I get that and everything but it’s the most amazing shit show on reality tv today and I can’t help but love that.

This is all glorious and I can’t wait to hate(love) watch every trainwreck of an episode.

Was he looking for some sort of hook or novelty to stand out from all the other white male comedians that are afforded the most opportunities anyway? I don’t see why he would say this in the first place other than that he finds himself so fundamentally uninteresting that he had to fabricate a story to appear…

I spent 4 hours the other night driving between doctor appointments, martial arts classes, and dance lessons. That was after a day full of 3 kids being home all day while construction is going on in my house to build a mudroom so muddy rainboots and soaking wet snowpants are no longer just piling up next to the front…

Just had to mention I have an aunt Barbara and an aunt Nancy too!

My niece calls me Auntie Mama. And I can’t imagine loving anyone more. But I still don’t love her as much as her mother does.

Since I’m not a parent either, I never could have said all that! You explained it beautifully. Thank you.

I think the problem with this is that she equates being motherly, and being a mentor, with being a literal mother. And no, no it is not the same.

Asshole. Wait... Sometimes I use Honey. But mainly asshole. Usually just his name in exasperation.

Is Calvin Harris’s first name really Adam? Or did she just forget his name and they are trying to play it off? I need a birth certificate.

I feel like the priest with the coupons may have been reenacting the Feeding of the Multitudes where Jesus just keeps pulling loaves and fishes out of a basket (bucket) in a sort of All You Can Eat Lobsterfest-esque bible miracle. Or maybe he was a dick with a priest Halloween costume and a printer.

During the children’s sermon on Christmas Eve, the pastor gave the gifts these gorgeously wrapped presents. The kids opened them and the boxes were empty - he was building to something. So he asked the kids if they knew why their boxes were empty? Much much louder than he anticipated due to the fine ascoustics in the…

Or maybe for if you have any interest in cultures outside your own?

Guess they didn’t follow the excellent advice John Scalzi retweeted...