This take burns with the white hot ferocity of 10,000 suns.

So what you’re telling me, is that you can really taste the pea-ness and it has a pretty good mouthfeel?

Randy Randerson.

When they’re dead, they’re just called hookers.

Found the filthy redditor.

Holy hell.

If there is an off the ball foul, why don’t you just let the team decide who they want to shoot the free throws, the person being fouled, or whoever has possession of the ball when the foul occurred? You can still destroy DJ when he’s in the key with the ball (when he’s a threat) and still have his crappy free throw…

Like I said on deadspin yesterday, I can’t read a video at work. What am I supposed to do at work now, work? The fuck is this, communist Russia?

What the hell am I supposed to do at work now? Work? The fuck is this, communist Russia?

“What are you gonna do, stab me?”

Man, you could almost slide a credit card under that

They should have just stopped paying him, and let him roam around the doldroms of quicken loans arena a-la office space style.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a script is a good guy with a script

I’m gonna go start my own daily fantasy site. With hookers. And blackjack. Eh, screw the site and the blackjack.

Oh, I get it. It was a poker table being re-purposed to deal blackjack. Makes sense now.

Someone was watching some Shooter. I picture him at home on a Marky Mark binge-a-thon

I’m gonna start my own racing series but with hookers, and blackjack. On second thought, forget the race cars, and the blackjack

Even more likely: Finger-banging another bills fan in effigy

This reminds me of something I believe I read on here awhile back called screen peek or something? It was a 4-player split-screen first person shooter where everyone was invisible, and you basically killed each other by screen peeking if I recall correctly.

Yeah, its always kind of a bummer when the defending 250 champ stays on the same coast the next year cause its kinda anti-climactic, as he’s obviously better than that half of the field. I sort of half understand it, but wouldn’t you also want to go to both coasts to get a feel for the different surfaces for your…