You know, if you type your team scouting acount passwords in kinja, it just shows up as ######. Go ahead, try it.

Their salty tears give me sustenance.

He Tebow’ed the fuck out of that coke bottle. That shit erupted at the slightest knuckle bump.

Drink prices.

Coulda been worse I guess. At least it didn’t happen at the Blue Oyster.

Look at him. Filthy hipster.

Put my order in on Amazon for just the normal game Saturday to guarantee getting launch day arrival, they pushed shipping to Thursday without telling me, contacted customer service to ask what was up, they said there were some issues with the warehouse, complained, got a free upgrade to overnight shipping, still not…

White people problems, amirite?

If I recall maritime law correctly, if he was successful in his endeavor, he would have taken over the franchise. But again, I only studied bird law, so I may be wrong here.

12. The Nexus

#2ornadosArriving

Not yet. He’s still athletic. Give him 5 more years or a torn acl.