This take burns with the white hot ferocity of 10,000 suns.

So what you’re telling me, is that you can really taste the pea-ness and it has a pretty good mouthfeel?

With a license plant like that, that car must be at least 15% cocaine.

Randy Randerson.

When they’re dead, they’re just called hookers.

Found the filthy redditor.

But what if ace is low? WAKE UP AMERICA, THE FIX IS IN!

Holy hell.

What the hell am I supposed to do at work now? Work? The fuck is this, communist Russia?

“What are you gonna do, stab me?”

They should have just stopped paying him, and let him roam around the doldroms of quicken loans arena a-la office space style.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a script is a good guy with a script

If you make scripts illegal, only the criminals will have scripts.

I’m gonna go start my own daily fantasy site. With hookers. And blackjack. Eh, screw the site and the blackjack.

Worse than the guy at the blackjack table who constantly calls it poker?

Someone was watching some Shooter. I picture him at home on a Marky Mark binge-a-thon

Even more likely: Finger-banging another bills fan in effigy

You’re just a cunt.

You know, if you type your team scouting acount passwords in kinja, it just shows up as ######. Go ahead, try it.