Uuuuuuuuugh. Parents. Here I am, over 30 years old, and my parents still act like I'm incapable of taking care of myself. I get the sense yours are the same way. I thought there'd be a moment where my parents acknowledged I was an adult.

"I took a pay cut to go to the job at the time. I had to get licensed to be an agent even though I was just doing customer service." - How much of a pay cut? Percentage wise. Also, how hard is it to get licensed, and did you have to pay for your own license?

I don't think the media is saying he's had a sex change operation. They're saying: 'he's wearing lip gloss, growing his hair out, getting manicures, and is developing breasts — clearly, he's trying to become a woman.' It's transphobic in the sense that it's wildly speculating about Bruce's gender identity issues,…

I have two Spanx slips. One is a tube top, and I'll agree that it makes me look sausage-y and doesn't do anything for me. The other is a regular slip with straps, and that one actually nips in at my waist a bit giving me a better waist to hip ratio. I will also say that if you're wearing a tight dress, you can end…

That is so sad. It's terrible that you could do that to your own child without any remorse. How do people do this and not think about how their kid is going to react when they find out you squandered their money?

WTF?!?!?!? I did the percosets that came with my wisdom teeth removal recreationally and I never got jammed up. I was popping two of them at a time and had built up such a tolerance that I was still totally lucid. I know opiates are supposed to jam you up (thanks, toilet scene from Trainspotting) but you have to do…

Woooooooooooooow. WTF is wrong with you people? First, I don't believe this pumpkin seed story for a minute. She pooped only pumpkin seeds and no fecal matter? BUUUUUUUULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIT. Pumkin seeds made her constipated: Buuuuuuuullshiiiiit! Those things are through the roof in insoluble fiber.

Seriously. She's 17. How hard is it to get pregnant again?

Derp... so what's the e-meter actually measuring?

I don't see the problem with this. If I could trick a gay man into marrying me, I would. You know who takes care of themselves and works out? Gay men. You know who is more likely to entertain your "I-have-nothing-to-wear!" bullshit? Gay men.

What people get wrong about pewdiepie? That anyone over the age of 23 gives a fuck about pewdiepie.

Oh, I'll say something to them. I just say, "Do you mind if I use the machine while you rest?" It usually shames the person in to walking off. One particularly robust gentleman let me get about 1/2 my set in before saying he was "almost done." So I had to stop in the middle of adjusting the machine and leave him…

I don't live in NY but in my suburb of SF, that planet fitness has a steady stream of... hmm... I don't know a nice term for them... "Gorilla juiceheads"? who are there regularly. The only times that are empty are like 12 am - 6 am, and Sundays. It is popping over there around 9-10 pm.

No, that's not what turbulence is.

LOL. At that point I think the kids get a pass on screaming if they want.

I wouldn't mind turbulence but "free falling" or taking a nose dive would definitely make me cry. :'(

This doesn't look that bad to me? You can't really tell because the guy holding the camera is all over the place and then the plane itself is moving, but I dare say I think I've been through comparable turbulence and not a soul screamed the way they were doing on that flight. I can't tell if that's a flight full of…

On the bright side, we've never been closer to ending humanity than now! Maybe you'll get lucky and live to see the end. :)

Armani - Eyes to Kill. I do not understand how/why MUA recommend drugstore mascaras in magazines. I only tried one, once, and it was the biggest waste of money ever. I'm pretty sure those MUA only do it because the magazines ask them to throw their sponsors a bone.

I think it follow Utilitarianism; the most good for the most people. Fighting for equal pay effects how many people? How much does that improve their lives? Fighting for equality in a country where girls/women are forced into marriages it a very young age, or get acid thrown in their face for turning down a…