i mean mine are mostly right

Irish-Catholic failkids represent! I am 30 years old and my father calls me EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. to have the exact same conversation. "Are you alright on money? Are you warm enough, are you wearing a sweater because its cold in Chicago? You're not walking to work in this weather are you?! I'm calling you a taxi! Do you…

same. i'm pushing 40 and my parents are convinced i am a complete helpless idiot. "do you have food? milk? eggs? can you go to someone's house?"

i live with my parents, but they are currently on vaca in florida (and now stuck there until friday). i woke up to two missed calls, two texts, and two emails begging me not to go to work and to call her and they all had the word "dangerous" in them at least once.

what a marvelous career in journalism you have made for yourself with these hard hitting, investigative stories. good to see college paid off.

He's repeatedly denied being trans. My own speculation is that it's entirely fabricated. Kris has said these rumours have been going on for nearly forty years. Bruce just has some traits or preferences which our society codes as "feminine," but it seems more likely that Bruce is so famous and so rich he just gives…

Mind you, forging the kid's signature and stealing from him - that's criminal, they knew what they were doing was illegal, and I hope the judge throws the book at them.

They doubtlessly believed in their own minds that they were entitled to it. They drove him to all his games, they paid for his equipment, he's just a kid. That's a pathetic excuse, granted, but I suspect Johnson isn't the only victim of parents who believed they were entitled to their golden goose.

Oh please. If someone handed me even $10,000 when I was 21 there was no way I would have managed it correctly. And probably the first thing I would have done would have asked my dad "What would be the smart thing to do with this?" I think that in Hockey and Baseball and to a lesser extent Football we tend to forget…

I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.

nononononofuckyou SKAY SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU SO HARD RIGHT NOW

First time I've posted this one myself.

someone at Gizmodo please buy an E-meter, tear it down and post the findings.

I've never been on pizza night.

BURRRRRRRRNNNNN!!!

"Under 25 preferred. Any older than that and you'll come with an attitude and blame me for your situation."

And they have internet access?

WTF! Average body size?

Dude is kidding himself if he thinks 5'10" and 260 is normal body size. But no fatties, amiright? Just a hot, food deprived homeless girl to be his live in sex toy.

According to a number of eyewitnesses he did. Only one person who was there said he didn't, and that was the guy who murdered him.