No no, you're going to want to sell the bed, too. Anyone who's living on the streets and has 2 cents about them would see this as the perfect opportunity to rob this guy blind, and I hope they do. That would be too fucking funny.

Where to start? First of all, you're not "average body size" — you're fat. 5'10" 260 and you're pretty much morbidly obese. Next, how would a homeless person be checking this post on craigslist? This assumes that you're poor enough that being a live-in sex slave sounds like a good job offer, but you have internet…

No, no. Fuck that "rude" shit. The author wanted to post about her divorce so if someone wants to ask why the marriage only lasted 9 months that's fair game. The OP is asking if the author rushed into marriage or if there was some sort of extenuating circumstances that happened in that short of a time period. Fuck…

Good point!

I get the sarcasm, but I feel like it's detracting from the issue which is that the catcalling problem is so serious even white men aren't safe. If even white men aren't safe, the rest of us are SCREWED.

These aren't *women* fighting for the right to shop online. These are chinese people (see what I did there? that's because their gender is irrelevant) fighting for the right to not be discriminated against. I don't know if they were targeted solely because of their last name or if they had some other unusual…

So, when they have this sale a lot of the gift sets get sold out. The gift sets are a good deal in and of themselves, but when you combine it with an extra 20% it's a great deal. Let's say we're talking about a hand cream set that retails for $100 if sold separately but as a gift set it's retailing for $50, and with…

Why don't you just call her "bourgeois" like a normal person?

I only count eight. EIGHT.

#firstworldproblems IDGAF about.

What-the-ever-loving-fuck? Please tell me there is more to this story. I don't want to believe we live in a world in which someone would shoot another person because they didn't give their phone number. :/

"trolling her daughter like a boss" - LOL! His post was long and rambly. I don't think he's advocating a denial of birth control. I think he's just commenting on how dumb both of the parties involved are.

>forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to them at the end of the video, the former student said, was branded a dyke, ridiculed, and tossed out. The remaining girls were then forced to perform oral sex on their sorority "big sisters."

Yes, it's hurtful, but it's honest. I'd rather know my mother just wasn't into the role as opposed to thinking it was something *I* did. There's also a huge difference between telling a 4 year old you wish you never had them every single day and writing an essay about how you feel like motherhood wasn't for you.

Has anyone ever just shaved those "baby hairs"? I know Kim Kardashian, before she got famous, looked like a hot mess and had lots of baby hairs, but as she got more famous she got more polished and lost the baby hairs.

Minus the droopy basketballs on her chest.

"Dick shit." Is Frank from Always Sunny her new role model? K Stew is such a loser.

Uhm, is Gwen Stefani dating Macklemore now? Who is that 2:20?

Kate Middleton's MIL is dead. I think you mean Kate Middleton and her grandmother-in-law aren't getting along.

She was snowed in. She couldn't get out of that apartment. She told him before hand she didn't want to have sex. Are you saying a woman should never be alone with a man if she doesn't want to have sex because she might get snowed in and might end up sharing a bed with him? I've shared a bed with a male friend…