Secret service: “ Can I go on Trump detail? Sure he’s batshit insane, but at least he’s sedentary. “

Unlike her feelings for one special man.

And she was two seconds away from elbowing him in the face, from the looks of things.

could we give him back his Twitter access for just one hour after this is released just to hear his thoughts? LOL

She is fucked. Chained to a septuagenarian nincompoop with no future and with step children who plainly loathe her. She has no ‘brand’ to trade off of, no skills, and friends who will drop her in an instance if they can make money off their proximity to her. Bye bye Felicia, enjoy the bed you made for yourself.

The role of first lady is 100% unpaid labor. It looks to me like she was doing the bare minimum for a ‘job’ she didn’t want in the most graceless, alienating way possible.

Man, Trump’s gonna be pissed about this later on Twi....oh right.

I think we can safely assume there will be zero consequences for any of this.

I mean...is Spain even a real place, after all? Isn’t it more a state of mind?

My brother-in-law has a grown son from a previous marriage. The son spent most of my wedding reception (which he actually wasn’t invited to) talking to every young woman there in a fake British accent (he’s from Long Island). As soon as I found out, I asked him to leave.

It’s funny in hindsight how much blowback the “Imagine” thing got. It was out of touch and annoying, but also featured well-meaning celebrities staying home like we were all supposed to. So many of the other things in this article that blew over faster were actively harmful.

He’s not allowed to live there, and yet he used it on his voter registration.  I guess he’s right that there is rampant voter fraud going on at the highest levels of government.

I love to imagine him ringing all the good lawyers in the area and they’re like “sure I’ll represent you, I need a $1 million retainer up front and...hello?”

Crazy how you can get competent legal counsel by, uh, paying them.

Now I’m imagining a bunch of Gretchen Weiner’s yelling: “you can’t sit with us!”

And competent lawyers!

He’ll have to go up against actual billionaires who have all the time and resources in the world to fight this in court.

I think he finally found an opponent who is as petty, vindictive, and stubborn as he is, only with the money to back it up in court: Palm Beach property owners.