You had me at “Go get 2 shots at lunch today.”

Jeff is entitled to his opinion and I am also entitled to lower my great esteem for him.

Agreed. This is how I feel about Diana too every time I see some headline about how she found out about Camilla or some shit. Just let it go. Why cant it just be about Whitneys talent or Dianas charity? 

This probably won’t be a popular opinion, but I think it’s in poor taste to out someone in death if they didn’t want to be out in life.

Right? Joffrey Lannister 2.0

None of the recent fires in SoCal were “forest fires,” Fat Donnie. get your shit together.

On the other hand, nothing gets to Cheeto like a good burn and I’m all for making him look like a fool on his favorite media.

I feel the same way. I don’t mind when I see idle employees texting, but when a customer is present they should put it away. Even in the “maybe it’s about her kids” scenario, 30 seconds to finish a transaction is rarely the difference between literal life & death.

You must be new to this column, Salty’s takes and the comments are always hilariously biased in favour of the restaurant.

I feel like it’s strange that so many people are defending the cashier here. Sure the guy didn’t miss his flight and wasn’t inconvenienced that much, but even if the cashier was dealing with something important, they could have not texted for the 30 seconds it takes to complete the transaction and given the customer…

How many people with normal office jobs put their phones away for all 8 hours of their workdays, hmm?

They announced the Baghdadi killing that morning. He was crowing about how that was bigger than the Bin Laden killing. You know he expected a hero’s welcome, like Bush at the 2001 World Series. In fact, I’m sure he expects a full on Trump rally where ever he goes. The fact that he got greeted with boos was so, so,…

It’s not as if many people from the hood can afford WS tickets. Those boos came from people with money.

Yeah, but you gotta figure that the folks who are attending a World Series game are reasonably affluent, especially in the suite sections where Trump was. And as they announced the death of the ISIS leader that morning (with Trump personally performing the five finger exploding heart technique on the guy), maybe he…

As Chris Rock said “there are black people who aren’t even born yet who won’t vote for him.”

I realize that Trump is the poster boy for the Dunning Kruger Effect, so yes, he probably did think that he would get a rousing ovation - hell, he probably thought the bullpen was going to call and ask him to come pitchy a couple innings - but is everyone else around him so brainwashed they honestly weren’t expecting…

When even Matt Gaetz is defending her, you know this “journalism” is really fucked up.

also nekkid pics.

But no, let’s just spin up a load of Biphobia and misogyny instead and use that as the “real story” instead because that’s what their crowd actually wants from the saga.

I’m glad these conservatives are defending the sanctity of marriage.  I mean, having an affair is just wrong, and I’m sure they would never vote for someone who has had an affair (or multiple affairs). /s